In the spirit of 5th grade style

Was looking through my stack of books and found an old, lofty to-do list of mine.

A sampling:

1. Get a journal to record my dreams

2. Get a great barette

3. Be part of a human pyramid, preferably the apex (this entry is checked off. big accomplishment?)

4. Learn some magic tricks

5. Sneeze with my eyes open

6. Watch more independent films

7. Hone my abilities at pool/billiards

8. Become a dart master

Apparently had some very important priorities... centering mainly around bar tricks and barettes. When is the last time you wore a barette? Have you ever seen a great barette?